Look, dickhead, I know that you invited me to your wedding. And yes, I went to your fucking hokey ass wedding, but that was because I wanted to be nice. But the fact of the matter is your guest list had over 300 people on it. MINE ONLY HAS 130.
Stop asking me why you’re not invited and stop making me feel guilty because no matter how much you NAG I’m not giving you a mother flipping invitation.
/rant