Dear Lady Gaga,
I hate to break it to you, but we already know you’re ugly. The jig is up. You can stop pulling shit like this. Also, it defeats the purpose when your huge nose protrudes through. Alright. That’s about it. Have a good one. - @kolchak
She is, what my brother would call, a “twofer” One bag on her head. Another on yours. Just in case her bag falls off, you have a back up.
That’s all my brother, ladies and gents. He should get his own tumblr. Or something.